It’s not the tournament you want, it’s the tournament you need. Welcome to 2019 FinTwit Madness!
We might not know who these people really are (*wink* *wink*), but one thing is for sure, they’re here for your entertainment.
Who you might ask!? Well your favorite FinTwit parody accounts, of course! While I’m certain none of them have any ups whatsoever, they sure know how to *dunk* on whatever’s trending in the world of finance.
So while everyone else is watching college basketball wishing they once went to a nasty college sports school (they didn’t and Go Gators), you can be part of the FinTwit Madness and help crown an inaugural tournament champion.
Here’s how it works, nerds and n00bwhales:
- Download your official FinTwit March Madness Bracket 2019.
- Follow me on Twitter (arguably a regrettable decision).
- Matchups will be conducted via a 12-hour Twitter poll from my account at around 9AM EST on the dates indicated on the tournament bracket.
- Vote for your favorite parody account to determine the match’s winner.
- The account with the most votes advances to next round.
- A champion will be crowned on April 8 during the NCAA National Championship and receive a custom 6-cup Chemex coffee maker “trophy” and bag of premium beans to ruin.
Have questions? Keep them to yourself. I have a business to run and very little time for you not to understand how this all works. Good luck.
