Dow Up 540+ Points Twitter Recap

They’re not fat! They’re festively plump!

 

Yup. Might as well be September 17, 2018!

 

What a time to be alive.

 

The ego on this guy. Congrats and happy birthday!

 

Well. Stocks are doing well.

 

And I un-pooped my pants.

 

I guess “un-panic” is a thing now?

 

I get it.

 

I’m actually clueless.

 

Give him raisins.

 

Some of us have MUCH better things to do.

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