They’re not fat! They’re festively plump!
Dow soars 450 points as investors cheer fat corporate profits https://t.co/uyTntcKxeo pic.twitter.com/U44ztBcVXs
— CNN Business (@CNNBusiness) October 16, 2018
Yup. Might as well be September 17, 2018!
Crazy how quickly the tone re: the market has changed in less than a week.
— Justin Castelli (@jus10castelli) October 16, 2018
What a time to be alive.
This is all the stuff we were worried about last week, that doesn’t matter today pic.twitter.com/J1gEXVELbk
— StockCats (@StockCats) October 16, 2018
The ego on this guy. Congrats and happy birthday!
“Market up 350 points on news of Daniel Crosby book launch.” – CNBC pic.twitter.com/RP25v52RO1
— Daniel Crosby (@danielcrosby) October 16, 2018
Well. Stocks are doing well.
Stocks are doing good
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) October 16, 2018
And I un-pooped my pants.
Dow Jones reverse-crashes 330 points as investors un-panic
— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) October 16, 2018
I guess “un-panic” is a thing now?
Crash-up is now Dow 450 in a ramping up of the un-panic
— Liz Ann Sonders (@LizAnnSonders) October 16, 2018
I get it.
I hope that people will get what you're doing here Brian, but, um, it may, just maybe, might be a touch too subtle. pic.twitter.com/I5QTiJCC7V
— Jim O'Shaughnessy (@jposhaughnessy) October 16, 2018
I’m actually clueless.
Halloween Candy Guide 2018
Today’s Candy: Rasins
AKA: Dried grapes.
Origin: Ancient Europe (2000 BC)
Rank: |🍬▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️|Description: Calling it nature’s candy will still get your house egged. pic.twitter.com/N3lLmI64uI
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) October 16, 2018
Give him raisins.
<Gets Halloween candy bucket out of closet>
— Ramp Capital♿️ (@RampCapitalLLC) October 16, 2018
Some of us have MUCH better things to do.
I think tonight’s view may just be worth missing the $SPX rip & mega millions. pic.twitter.com/VSUIKUEndt
— Sarah Newton (@philatrades) October 16, 2018